Artificial Hedges at Target

Nothing says Happy Tuesday like a nice shopping trip to Target and my new boots I got on clearance from K-Mart for only $16.00. What started off as a trip for a rug to put in my master closed turned into over $100 is artificial plants at Target. 

My bank account literally crys the minute I pull into the parking lot and my CartWheel app lets me know that I'm for sure going to be poor in aproximitly 2.5 hours....that's about the amount of time it takes me to walk the whole dann store twice. In all reality I have to walk around that dann store like a mom talking to the most miss behaved child around; "no, no, don't touch Red. Don't even think about smelling tthat candle. Put that back. What are you doing touching things you already own 3 of".